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well, that was nice

I had to call Comcast about trouble with my clicker (it was working for the TV but not the cable box), and after a terribly long discussion, it was decided that I had the wrong kind of remote in the first place (I had no idea that could even happen).

but at the end of our little convorsation, the tech. support guy said I had a wonderful attitude and would go far in life.

awe! what a sweetie!

OBJECTION!!

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Phoenix: if your father built an Impala with you to try and turn you straight….

WHY DID HE LET YOU GO TO AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL?!?!?!!

Blaine Anderson: well—I-er..DORIMEFASOLATINOOOOOOOO!!!!

Audiance: *stage whispers*

Kurt: Blaine!

Phoenix: *tapps forehead knowingly* Here’s what really happened, Mr. Anderson—or should I say, MR. WINCHESTER?!

Audiance: *stage whispers* Winchester?—could he be—is it true?

Blaine Winchester: …

Phoenix: That’s right! you changed your name because your father, Dean, wears more plaid than a lesbian and your other father, Castiel, never changes his clothes!

Kurt: Blaine… is it true?

Blaine Winchester: ….Yes. *looks away*

Phoenix: AND SO YOU KILLED MR. DAVID KAROFSKY BECAUSE HIS PARENTS HAD BETTER FASHION SENSE!!

Blaine: …

Kurt: …

Maya: …

Edgeworth: …

Judge: … please do not fool with the court, Mr. Wright

Phoenix: *sweating* I guess that wasn’t the answer then…

Maya: Come on, Nick! What do the Winchesters do that would make Blaine kill?

Phoenix: hmmm What do the Winchesters do?

Clean windows.

Hunt Demons.

AH-HA! The Winchesters hunt demons! The man you killed was in fact not David Karofsky, but a demon possessing him!

???: That is correct.

Phoenix: Who are you?!

Blaine Winchester: Castiel!

Castiel: Yes. And Kurt, very nice to meet you. Now Blaine, come along, your father’s waiting in the Impala, and he has pie.

Blaine: PIE!!!11!!1!!! *jumps off stand and runs out of court room*

Castiel: We are going to watch Lion King, would you like to come, Kurt?

Kurt: Ok. *leaves with Castiel*

Phoenix: Is that even legal?

Judge: In light of this angel—get it, light of an angel?

Phoenix: Oh boy…

Judge: I pronounce the defendant, Blaine Winchester,

NOT GUILTY

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